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Why Don't Cannibals Eat Clowns? Because They Taste Funny.
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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
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Why did the Chtorran eat Mt. Everest? Because it was there.
I eat my peas with honey I've done it all my life It makes the peas taste funny But it keeps them on the knife!
-- Anon....
If people who eat vegetables are called vegetarians, then shouldn't cannibals be called humanitarians?
Making deals with Congress is like paying cannibals to eat you last.
Making deals with N. Korea is like paying cannibals to eat you last.
Why don't elephants eat penguins ? Because they can't get the wrappers off ...
Funny...These cookies taste nothing like Girl Scouts...
