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• I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than other things do.
  -- Willa Cathe...
• Two things I do value a lot, intimacy and the capacity for joy, didn't seem to be on anyone else's list.
  I felt like the stranger in a strange land, and decided I'd better not marry the natives....
• I love animals! But they all seem to taste like chicken.
• You seem like a decent fellow, I hate to kill you. *YOU* seem like a decent fellow, I hate to die.
• Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.
• Men just don't seem to jump off the bridge for big reaso
  they usually do so for little ones. -- W.H. Ferry...
• I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy. Bern William
• Like the ski resort full of girls looking for husbands and husbands looking for girls, the situation is not as symmetrical as it might seem.
  -- Alan McKay...