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• OLD BLONDES never fade, they just dye away.
• She always believed in the old adage -- leave them while you're looking good.
  -- Anita Loos, "Gentlemen Prefer Blonde...
• Blondes do it with a thermos.
• Blonde Klingons: Because it was a good day to dye!
• Mathematicians do it with prime roots.
• Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they get their head stuck in the jars.
  Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: To keep their ankles warm....
• Q: What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
  A: An interpreter. Q: Why do blondes have square breasts?...
• Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A
  It takes too long to retrain them. Q: What's the mating call of the brunette?...
• Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? They keep breaking them with the hammers.