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Miscellaneous Collections

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Why did the program counter increment? To get to the next instruction.
Why did the programmer call his mother long distance? Because that was her name.
Why did the `Real Man' sit in the dark? He couldn't find a new light bulb and was too embrassed to ask.
Why did the Roman Empire collapse? What is the Latin for office automation?
Why did the tachyon cross the road? Because it was on the other side.
Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell station.
Why did you do that? Every Tom, Dick and Harry is named Sam!
-- Samuel Goldwyn, -- on being told that a friend had named his son Sam, after him...
Why did you hire that idiot? You can't fool all of the people all of the time, so I'm breeding them for stupidity.
-- President Weishaup...
Why do all obscene phone callers sound like they have asthma?
Why do butterflies lives for such a short time, when eating cabbage is supposed to be so healthy?

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