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Why do divorces cost so much? - Because they're worth it!
Why do dragons sleep during the day? So they can fight knights.
Why does a dentist ask you if it hurts only when you can't answer?
Why does a mosquito bite your ear? And who cares? The answer is simple, call an exterminator.
-- Dr. Stubbs, "Evolution", stardate 43125.8...
Why does a ringing telephone take precedence over everything else in the known universe?
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?
Why does Bill cheat on his wife? Hillary doesn't put out for any man.
Why does cargo go by ship, but shipments go by truck?

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