Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Why did the elephant wear sunglasses? He didn't want to be recognized.
Why did the grape wear sunglasses. It wanted to be an elephant....
Why did the germ cross the microscope? To get to the other slide.
Why did the Howells pack so much for a three hour tour?
Why did the LDS couple stop after three children? Because they read that every fourth child born is Chinese.
Why did the light bulb cross the road? Because it saw two elephants coming.
Why did the light bulb fall out of the tree? Cos Christmas tree decorations are always cheap and nasty.
Why did the light bulb fall out of the tree? Cos it was autumn. (eh?)
Why did the light bulb fall out of the tree? Cos it was doing an impersonation of the sun, setting.
Why did the Lord give us so much quickness of movement unless it was to avoid responsibility with?
Why did the Mafia kill Einstein? He knew too much.

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