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• How many libertarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, if he wants to sit in the dark, it's his business....
• How many Jewish mothers in law -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  "That's alright. I'll sit in the dark....
• How many Scorpios -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None - they'd rather sit in the dark....
• How many real men -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Real men aren't afraid of the dark....
• How many Libras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the dark?...
• Why did the light bulb fall out of the tree? Cos it was autumn. (eh?)
• How many Republican Presidential candidates from 1988 -- did it take to change a light bulb?
  (Kemp) It's morning in America! Why should we worry about light bulbs?...
• How many libertarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, because somebody might come into the room who likes to sit in the dark....
• How many Monty Python fans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One to claim it is an ex light bulb, it is no more, another to claim he didn't want to change it anyway, he always wanted to be a lumberjack....