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• Q: Why did the mathematician name his dog "Cauchy"? A: Because he left a residue at every pole.
• We invented a new protocol and called it Kermit, after Kermit the Frog, star of "The Muppet Show.
  [3] [3] Why? Mostly because there was a Muppets calendar on the wall when we were trying to think of a name, and Kermit is a pleasant, unassuming sort of character....
• I'm SO far out in the boonies that even 911 is a long distance call.
• Our documentation manager was showing her 2 year old son around the office.
  He was introduced to me, at which time he pointed out that we were both holding bags of popcorn....
• Our documentation manager was showing her two year old son around the office.
  He was introduced to me, at which time he pointed out that we were both holding bags of popcorn....
• I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because it's cold in there.
  And I'm like: How did my mother know that? -- Wendy Liebma...
• Why did Mozart kill his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach, Bach!!