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When you pass the buck, don't ask for change. -- Solomon Sho
When you pass up that third helping of Apple Pie, it is a sign that you are beginning to take your diet seriously!
When you point your finger cause your plans fell through you've got three more fingers pointing back at you.
-- Mark Knopfle...
When you pour, it rains. -- Byrne's Law of Concreting
When you probe unseen places use protection.
When you pull a plastic garbage bag from its handy dispenser package, you always get hold of the closed end and try to pull it open.
-- Poorman's Rule...
When your argument is weak tell the 'BIG LIE'.
When your Beer goes flat, you throw it out.
When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.
-- Rule of Feline Frustratio...
When your computer has a virus, DON'T use chicken soup.

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