Miscellaneous Collections

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When you see a situation you cannot understand, look for the financial interest.
When you see a snake, never mind where he came from.
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
-- Helen Rowland...
When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, you think it is only a minute.
But, when you sit on a hot stove for a minute, you think it is two hours....
When you slithered out of your hole that day, and you spewed your venom all over this defenseless 12-year-old girl, you made this court's top 10 hit list.
In a way, the best sentence this court could...
When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth.
-- Ben Frankli...
When you speak to others for their own good it's advice
when they speak to you for your own good it's interference....
When you start talking about sleaze, I think some in the media ought to look in the mirror.
Now what's the motivation of this?...
When you start to think that life is tough and you've got it hard, stop, reflect on being a deckhand on Noah's ark.

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