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• If you can't tell a fib, make it a BIG lie.
• When a Russian citizen was interviewed, following the death of Chernenko, he began by saying, "As one of your writers said, `There are three kinds of lie
  a small lie, a big lie and politics."' -- Time, March 23, 1985, p. 21....
• When in doubt, tell a lie. -- Liberal Rule # 1
• It is difficult to win an argument when your opponent is unencumbered with a knowledge of the facts.
• You raise your voice when you should reinforce your argument. -- Samuel Johnso
• A paradox is what parents tell their children. When a kid tells it to their parents, it is more often called a lie.
• A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake.
  Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help....
• Never reveal your best argument.