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When you're up to your nose in shit, keep your mouth shut. -- Jack Beauregard
When you're young, try to be realistic; as you get older, become idealistic.
You'll live longer. -- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book...
When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
-- Mark Twai...
When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
When your host serves a delicacy, like compressed hummingbird's tongue, it is definitely considered gauche to eat the morsel with your fingers.
When your IQ hits 21, SELL!!
When your life flashes before you, do you think that includes every trip you made to the bank?
-- Carol Leife...
When your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off and condemn They will bind you with love that is graceful and green as a stem.
-- Leonard Cohen, "Sisters of Mercy...
When your LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER.
When your opponent is down, kick him. -- John Camero

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