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When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do
kick over the table. -- Dean Marti...
When your son brings the car home with a full tank of gas, you must wonder about what he was doing when he was parked so long.
When you run out of time you run out of everything.
When your work speaks for itself, it is very wise to remain silent and not interrupt!
-- Henry J. Kaise...
When your work SPEAKS for itself ... run.
When you said ``HEAVILY FORESTED'' it reminded me of an overdue CLEANING BILL.
. Don't you SEE? O'Grogan SWALLOWED a VALUABLE COIN COLLECTION and HAD to murder the ONLY MAN who KNEW!...
When you save for a long time to buy something, then you find that you can't afford it - that's inflation.
When you say `hill', the Queen interrupted, I could show you hills, in comparison, with which you'd call that a valley.
-- Lewis Carroll...
When you say `I wrote a program that crashed Windows', people just stare at you blankly and say `Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*.
' -- Linus Torvald...
When you say that you agree to a thing in principle you mean that you have not the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice.
-- Bismarck...

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