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When you live in a sick society, just about everything you do is wrong.
When you look into the eyes of friends, there is a feeling in your heart that will never end.
-- The Monkee...
When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home. -- Erma Bombeck
When you love someone all your saved wishes start coming out. -- Elizabeth Bowe
When you make as many speeches and you talk as much as I do and you get away from the text, it's always a possibility to get a few words tangled here and there.
-- Senator Dan Quayle defending himsel...
When you make your mark in the world, watch out for guys with erasers. -- The Wall Street Journal
When you need to knock on wood is when you realize that the world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.
-- Flugg's Law...
When you need towns, they are very far apart. -- John Steinbeck (1902-1968)
When you next look at a cow eating some grass, pause a little longer and recall that science has not yet come up with a good response as to how grass is turned into milk.
When you outlaw rights, only outlaws will have rights.

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