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When you think you're going down for the third time -- just remember that you may have counted wrong.
-- Peterson's Admonitio...
When you throw dirt, you lose ground. -- Steve Sloan, former Texas Tech University football coach
When you transcend the medium, you have achieved art. -- Solomon Sho
When you try to make an impression, the chances are that that is the impression you will make.
When you use your brain it's a violation of the child-labor law. -- Joe E. Lewi
When you've got no choice, be brave.
When you've got over the disgrace of the single life, it's more airy.
When you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow. -- Colson's Law
When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.
When you vote in `92 remember: Saddam has a job, How about you?
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