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When you're dating you're so insecure. My last relationship, I was always there for her and she dumped me.
I told her about it. I said, "Remember when your grandma died? I was there. Remember when y...
When you're dining out and you suspect something's wrong, you're probably right.
When you're flying through the air, remember to roll when you hit the ground.
-- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
When you're in command, command. -- Admiral Nimitz
When you're in love, you're at the mercy of a stranger.
When you're interrupted by a Beer, it's for a good reason.
When you're leading, don't talk. -- Thomas E. Dewey
When you're mining, you mine for the gold, not the dirt.
When you're not looking at it, this fortune is written in FORTRAN.

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