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When your conscious becomes unconscious, you are drunk.
When your unconscious becomes conscious, you are stoned....
When you're 10 points behind and the polls open in a few hours, there's not a hell of a lot you can do.
-- Jody Powell...
When you're a child, you pledge allegiance to the flag.
When you grow up, you swear to uphold the Constitution....
When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before.
You see more in you than there was before. -- Clifton Fadiman, "Any Number Can Play", 1957...
When you're a god, you don't have to have reasons.
When you're an anvil, hold you still; when you're a hammer, strike your fill. -- Ben Frankli
When you're around it all the time, you don't notice it so much.
-- Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegon Day...
When you're asked if you need help to understand a computer program say "no" then negotiate.
When you're away, I'm restless, lonely, Wretched, bored, dejected
only Here's the rub, my darling dear I feel the same when you are near....
When you're born, a big chance was taken for you.

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