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• Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.
• Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asleep on your law and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.
• When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.
  Any given program, when running, is obsolete....
• Purrloiner: A cat in your lap.
• If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you
  but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. -- Alfred North Whitehead...
• One pill makes you larger And if you go chasing rabbits And, one pill makes you small.
  And you know you're going to fall. And the ones that mother gives you, Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar Don't do anything at all....