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When you're not looking at it this sentence is in Spanish. -- Hofstadte
When you're on a sleeper at night, take your pocketbook and put it in a sock under your pillow.
That way, the next morning you won't forget your pocketbook 'cause you'll be looking for your sock....
When you're out of COORS, tough SCHLITZ!
When you're ready to give up the struggle, who can you surrender to?
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
When you're swimmin' in the creek And an eel bites your cheek That's a moray!
-- Fabulous Furry Freak Brothe...
When you're through with a beer, you can always throw it away.
When you're up to your ass in tribbles, it's hard to remember that the objective was to poison the grain.
When you're up to your hips in alligators, You forget the original project was to drain the swamp.

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