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When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last. -- Griffin's Though
When you stay on the tracks, ignoring the facts, you can't blame the wreck on the train.
-- from the song, "You Can't Blame . ....
When you stick your fingers in the mains, its not the imaginary component which you will feel.
-- From an EIST lecture...
When you stop doing you want to do, they will bury you.
When you stop talking, you've lost your customer. When you turn your back, you've lost her.
-- Estee Laude...
When you stretch the truth, beware of the snap back.
When you strike a child, take care that you strike it in anger, even at the risk of maiming it for life.
A blow in cold blood neither can nor should be forgiven. -- George Bernard Shaw...
When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your trouser mouse.
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism
but when you take it from many writers, it's research. -- Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)...
When you talk to the half-wise, twaddle; when you talk to the ignorant, brag
when you talk to the sagacious, look very humble and ask their opinion. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytto...

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