Related:

• REAGAN virus: your computer has no memory at all.
• Lorena Bobbit Virus: turns your computer's hard drive into a floppy.
• PBS Virus: Your computer stops every five minutes to ask for money.
• Computer virus: Electronic Microorganism.
• You can tell when a BBS has a Virus, by it's runny nodes.
• The Surgeon General has determined that Continued serious computer use may be hazardous to your health.
• Note: Virus in message has been passed to your system.
• USER, n.: The word computer professionals use when they mean idiot.
  -- Dave Barry, Claw Your Way to the Top...
• USER, n.: The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot.
  -- Dave Barry, "Claw Your Way to the Top...