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When you help someone up a hill you get nearer the top yourself.
When you hire people who are smarter than you are, you prove you are smarter than they are.
-- R. H. Gra...
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
-- Stanislaw Lem...
When you just can't take it anymore, rm -rf
When you know absolutely nothing about the topic, make your forecast by asking a carefully selected probability sample of 300 others who don't know the answer either.
-- Edgar R. Fiedle...
When you know, you know; when you don't know, admit it.
When you leave college, you face a severe adjustment, from senior status to freshman in the job market.
When you leave New York you're camping out. -- Jackie Gleaso
When you lend something to a friend, you do not necessarily do that friend a favor for the friend has a damaged memormy and experiences some difficulty remembering the terms of the contract.
Ultima...
When you listen to fools, the MOB rules!

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