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• If you look like your driver's license photo -- see a doctor.
  If you look like your passport photo -- it's too late for a doctor....
• If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren't well enough to travel. -- Fuch's warning
• Fuch's Warning: If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren't well enough to travel.
• If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel. Will Komme
• If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel. KOMMEN
• Any college that would take your son he should be too proud to go to.
  - Erma Bombeck The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work....
• Telephone books are like dictionaries -- if you know the answer before you look it up, you can eventually reaffirm what you thought you knew but weren't sure.
  But if you're searching for something you don't already know, your fingers could walk themselves to death....