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When you have finished your daily toil, go to bed and sleep in peace.
God is still awake. -- Victor Hugo (1802-1885)...
When you have given nothing, ask for nothing. -- Albanian Proverb
When you have had all that you can take, put the rest back.
When you have intercourse with another student in the class, you not only distract them, you distract me.
-- John Dann, Systems Software lecture...
When you have money, it is amazing how many relatives you suddenly have.
When you have nothing to say, say nothing. -- Charles Caleb Colto
When you haven't got enough iodine in your blood you get a glacier.
When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.
-- Chinese Proverb...
When you have read the Bible, you will know it is the word of God, because you will have found it the key to your own heart, your own happiness, and your own duty.
-- Woodrow Wilso...
When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #19

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