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• When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun.
  And when you have fun, you can do amazing things, -- Joe Namath...
• You may be redneck... if you have any relatives named Elmer or Jed.
• Moreover, you have no money.
• It's amazing how many people you could be friends with if only they'd make the first approach.
• You will have many friends when you use a corkscrew.
• When you don't have any money, the problem is food.
  When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health....
• Hindu to Christian: "How many *times* have you been born-again?
• Wolter's Law: If you have the time, you won't have the money.
  If you have the money, you won't have the time....
• If you have the time, you won't have the money. If you have the money, you won't have the time.
  -- Wolter's law...