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• Did you hear about the Newfie that Put iodine on his pay cheque because he got a cut in pay.
• Homer: Ooh, I can't get enough of this blood pudding.
  Bart: The secret ingredient is blood. Homer: Blood?...
• Cowardly little runt. When I get a hold of you I'm going to gut you like a fish and drink your blood.
  "I'm gonna rip out your heart and drink your blood!...
• Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!
• Part of the glacier melts, drowning you under a torrent of water.
• If you subtract your pulse rate from your I.Q., you get your "blood-intelligence level.
  This is the rate at which you decide not to do something which might make you bleed....
• When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
  -- Norm Crosby...
• When you don't have an education, you've got to use your brains.