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When you go to a party at somebody's house, don't automatically assume that the drinks are free.
Ask, and ask often. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
When you go to buy something, use your eyes and your mind, not just your ears!
A person who buys by ear does not buy much for long....
When you got to a bar, you can pick up a beer. -- Women vs. Bee
When you have a lot of things to do, first things first, get your nap out of the way before all else.
When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship. -- Harry S. Truman, 1959
When you have a number of disagreeable duties to perform, always do the most disagreeable first.
-- Josiah Quincy...
When you have been put out to pasture, the grass on the other side of the fence always looks greener, no matter where they put the fence.
When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun.
And when you have fun, you can do amazing things, -- Joe Namath...
When you have eliminated the impossible, what remains is unacceptable!

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