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• The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attack. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #11
• If the enemy is in range, so are you. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #01
• When you have sufficient supplies and ammo, the emeny takes 2 weeks to attack.
  When you are low on supplies and ammo, the enemy decides to attack that night....
• Never tell the platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #57
• The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecure channel.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #54...
• If the platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #22
• The enemy never watches until you make a mistake. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #31
• The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions a.
  when you're ready for them. b. when you're not ready for them. -- Murphy's Military Laws, #08...
• If you build yourself a bunker that's tough for the enemy to get into quickly, then you won't be able to get out of it quickly either.
  -- Murphy's Military Laws, #16...