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When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping it too tight.
You have to allow the head to breathe. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
When you fly, you will be seated next to one of the following type
a greasy salesman on the make; a fat guy who takes up too much room and sweats a lo...
When you follow your bliss... doors will open where you would not have thought there would be doo
and where there wouldn't be a door for anyone else. -- Joseph Campbell...
When you get into conflict, and regional conflicts, I mean, you have to have certain goals, and a goal cannot be really a no-win situation.
-- Senator Dan Quayle attempting to explain his military ...
When you get older you have to be careful about always saying, "Things aren't as good as they used to be.
But it's hard not to. -- Andy Rooney...
When you get past fifty, you have to decide whether to keep your face or your figure.
I kept my face. -- Barbara Cartland...
When you get right down to it, in the long run a short cut seldom is.
When you get right down to it, it is usually something you would not have gotten right down to if you had known beforehand what you were going to get right down to when you got right down to it.
When you get to be the age of George Burns, it is unwise to buy green bananas!
When you get to the point where you really understand your computer system it's probably obsolete.

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