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• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you find out that you can't get to sleep
  because you are, in fact, the program you're designing, and can't run to completion as the lower level routines haven't been coded yet....
• When you get right down to it, it is usually something you would not have gotten right down to if you had known beforehand what you were going to get right down to when you got right down to it.
• Life is short. Get it right.
• Announcer: Which popular "Simpsons" characters have died in the past year?
  If you said Bleeding Gums Murphy and Dr. Marvin Monroe, you are wrong...
• If you cut one inch off a board that is one inch too long, it will be one inch too short.
  -- Angel's Law Of Home Improveme...
• Long may you run.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...in a dream, you are walking down a path (using PostScript's pathforall) and get woken up by a closepath.
• It's not when you get up, but when you get down.
• Liberal minds run in the channel, right down the gutter.