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• When I did my self-portrait, I left all the pimples out because you always should.
  Pimples are a temporary condition and they don't have anything to do with what you really look like....
• You Get Used To Those Things...
• If you can't be good, be careful.
• You always pass failure on your way to success. -- Mickey Rooney
• 1. Some folks have it, some don't. 2. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
  3. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior....
• I was trying to think the other day about what you do now in America if you want to be successful.
  Before, you were dependable and wore a good suit. Looking around, I guess that today you have to do all the same things but not wear a good suit....
• There was an interesting development in the CBS-Westmoreland trial
  both sides agreed that after the trial, Andy Rooney would be allowed to talk to the jury for three minutes about little things that annoyed him during the trial....
• There was an interesting development in the CBS-Westmoreland trial
  both sides agreed that after the trial, Andy Rooney would be allowed to talk to the jury for three minutes about little things that annoyed him during the trial....