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When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING? -- Zippy the Pinhead
When you give up your dreams you die.
When you go far enough, you'll meet yourself.
When you go ice-skating, try not to swing your arms too much, because that really annoys me.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
When you go into the professional world, at a stock theater somewhere, backstage you will meet an older actor--someone who has been around awhile.
He will tell you tales and anecdotes about life i...
When you go out to buy, don't show your silver.
When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a Beer.
When you go to a beer, <hic> you can always pick up a bar <hic>.
When you go to a mind reader, do you get half price? -- Ben Creed

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