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When I say the magic word to all these people, they will vanish forever.
I will then say the magic words to you, and you, too, will vanish -- never to be seen again....
When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.
-- Richard Cardinal Cushing...
When I see a congressman giving his opinion on something, I always wonder if it represents his *real* opinion or if it represents an opinion that he's designed in order to be elected.
It seems to be...
When I see a merchant over-polite to his customers, begging them to taste a little brandy and throwing half his goods on the counter,--thinks I, that man has an axe to grind.
-- Charles Miner (1780-1...
When I see the Ferris wheels and swings and other toys on sale in pet shops for birds, I can't help feeling it's just a waste of money.
We had two very happy birds and we never thought of buying th...
When I sell liquor, its called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on Lake Shore Drive, its called hospitality.
-- Al Capone...
When is man strong until he feels alone?
-- Robert Browning (1812-1890) -- Colombe's Birthday, Act iii...
When I speak to you about myself, I am speaking to you about yourself.
How is it you don't see that? -- Victor Hugo...
When Israel was from bondage led, Led by the Almighty's hand From out of foreign land, The great sea beheld and fled.
-- Abraham Cowley (1618-1667) -- Davideis, Book i, Line 41...
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you gave me.
' -- Erma Bombeck...

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