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• God created man, but I could do better. -- Erma Bombeck
• The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
  -- Erma Bombeck...
• The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again. --Erma Bombeck
• I didn't resolve the questions... and I find that entertaining.
  And if my life were to end tomorrow, it would be fulfilled in that manner....
• Phoebe: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.
  Mr. Adelman: You're saying, my wife is in you? Phoebe...
• HAGGIS A Scottish dish made of the heart, lungs, and liver of a sheep, chopped up with suet, onions, oatmeal etc, seasoned and boiled in a sheep's stomach-bag or substitute.
  I think I'm going to be sick. Have you ever considered the argument that vomit is a lifeform in itself, subject to the same foibles as the rest of lifekind?...
• If there had ever been a time when I could have given my own life to save her I would have done it.
  ... -- Avo...
• My friend Lance would call me up. He goes, "Bob ...
  he first guy that gets your daughter--wouldn't that freak you out?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...