When I Stand Before God At The End Of My Life, I Would Hope That I Would Not Have A Single Bit Of Talent Left, And Could Say, 'I Used Everything You Gave Me.
When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would
not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, 'I used everything you
-- Erma Bombeck
God created man, but I could do better. -- Erma Bombeck
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
-- Erma Bombeck...
The only reason I would take up jogging is so I could hear heavy breathing again. --Erma Bombeck
I didn't resolve the questions... and I find that entertaining.
And if my life were to end tomorrow, it would be fulfilled in that manner....
Phoebe: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.
Mr. Adelman: You're saying, my wife is in you? Phoebe...
HAGGIS A Scottish dish made of the heart, lungs, and liver of a sheep, chopped up with suet, onions, oatmeal etc, seasoned and boiled in a sheep's stomach-bag or substitute.
I think I'm going to be sick. Have you ever considered the argument that vomit is a lifeform in itself, subject to the same foibles as the rest of lifekind?...
If there had ever been a time when I could have given my own life to save her I would have done it.
... -- Avo...
My friend Lance would call me up. He goes, "Bob ...
he first guy that gets your daughter--wouldn't that freak you out?...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...