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When it rains it pours. -- Zymurgy's Seventh Exception to Murphy's Law
When it's 105 in NYC, it's 78 in LA. When it's 20 below in NYC, it's 78 in LA.
Of course, there are 4 million interesting people to talk to in NYC, and 78 in LA....
When it's dark enough you can see the stars. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
When it's not needed, zoning works fine; when it is essential, it always breaks down.
-- John McClaughry...
When it's you against the world, bet on the world.
When it was seen that many of the wicked seemed quite untroubled by evil consciences .
.. then the idea of future suffering was advanced....
When I walked into the supermarket the manager got a grocery cart for me.
I said, "Why do you always give me a cart with a squeaky wheel?...
When I _want_ protecting, I'll lock _myself_ in a small box.
When I want to buy up any politicians I always find the anti-monopolists the most purchasable.
They don't come so high. -- William H. Vanderbilt (1821-1885)...
When I want to read a novel I write one. -- Benjamin Disraeli

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