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When it gets right down to the basics, there is no real substitute for simple incomprehensible good luck.
When it gets to be your turn, they change the rules.
When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my life, I can't think of a single one, unless you count that rattlesnake that granted me all those wishes.
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Hand...
When I think of some of the men I've slept with--if they were women, I wouldn't have had lunch with them.
-- Carol Siskind...
When I think over what I have said, I envy dumb people. -- Seneca
When it is evening, ye say it will be fair weathe
for the sky is red. -- New Testament -- Matthew xvi, 2...
When it is incorrect, it is, at least *authoritatively* incorrect.
-- Hitchiker's Guide To The Galaxy...
When it is not necessary to change it is necessary not to change.
When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to make a decision.
-- Lord Falkland's Rule...

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