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When I stopped living in the problem and began living in the answer, the problem went away.
-- Randy Tref...
When I take the humor of a thing once, I am like your tailor's needle- I go through.
-- Ben Johnso...
When it all boils down to the essence of truth one must live by a dog's rule of life
if you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it!...
When it begins to rain you will consider everyone with an umbrella as a friend.
-- Yoshi's Umbrella Law...
When it comes time to die, make sure that all you have to do is die. -- Jim Ellio
When it comes to a choice between humility and honesty, sometimes honesty wins.
When it comes to a choice between kindness and honesty, my vote is for kindness every time -- giving or receiving.
When it comes to all-out war you use all the troops you have.
When it comes to facing up to serious problems, each candidate will pledge to appoint a committee.
And what is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary....
When it comes to getting the back of your calf wet, a rain and a good umbrella are the best combination.

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