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When I was in college, there were a lot of four-letter words you couldn't say in front of girls.
Now you can say them. But you can't say "girls"....
When I was in England I experimented with marijuana a time or two, I didn't like it, I didn't inhale it, and never tried it again.
-- Bill Clinton -- The World Almanac and Book of Facts, 1993...
When I was in high school, my friends would lay anything that moved. I choose not to limit myself.
When I was in high school the worst thing you could ever get was VD.
Talk about the sniffles! I just want to meet an old-fashioned girl with gonorrhea....
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. -- Woody Alle
When I was little, my grandfather used to make me stand in a closet for five minutes without moving.
He said it was elevator practice. -- Steven Wrigh...
When I was made presidential press secretary my father sent me a telegram
"Always tell the truth. If you can't always tell the truth, don't lie." -- Bill Moye...
When I was one-and-twenty, I heard a wise man say, Give pounds and crowns and guineas, But not your heart away.
Give pearls away and rubies, But keep your fancy free. But I was one-and-twenty, No use...
When I was seven years old, I was once reprimanded by my mother for an act of collective brutality in which I had been involved at school.
A group of seven-year-olds had been teasing and tormenting a...

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