When I See A Bird That Walks Like A Duck And Swims Like A Duck And Quacks Like A Duck, I Call That Bird A Duck.

When I See A Bird That Walks Like A Duck And Swims Like A Duck And Quacks Like A Duck, I Call That Bird A Duck.

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When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and
quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.
-- Richard Cardinal Cushing

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