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• By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.
  -- Charles Wadsworth...
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• laughs sickly] Well, we're still on. Three hundred and forty-six consecutive hours, and all because of one little boy who.
  .. who WON'T LET ME STOP!!! [delirious] Anyway, now let's go over and see if Sideshow Mel has any more of those legal over-the-counter wake-up drugs of his!...
• I shall come to you in the night and we shall see who is stronger -- a little girl who won't eat her dinner or a great big man with cocaine in his veins.
  -- Sigmund Freud, in a letter to his fiancee...
• As far as I can see, the greater amount of education which a part of the working class has employed for some years past, is an evil.
  It is dangerous because it makes them independent....
• Burns: [sadly] Simpson, I am by most measures a successful man.
  I have wealth and power beyond the dreams of you and your clock-punching ilk....
• Pascal, n.: A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
• Pascal: A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.