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When I was a lark, I sang; when I was a worm, I devoured. -- Theodore Roethke
When I was a little bitty baby my mama done rock me in the cradle...
When I was a little boy, I had but a little wit, 'Tis a long time ago, and I have no more ye
Nor ever ever shall, until that I die, For the longer I live the more fool am I....
When I was a little boy, I wanted to be a baseball player, and join the circus.
With the Yankees, I've accomplished both. -- Craig Nettles, New York Yankees Third Basema...
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box.
I was an only child...eventually. -- Steven Wrigh...
When I was a small boy, I used to watch the marshwarblers swooping in my mother's undercroft.
And I remember thinking - would Man ever dare do the same?...
When I was a small boy, my father told me never to recommend a church or a woman to anyone.
And I have found it wise never to recommend a restaurant either....
When I was at school we used to line up four or five of his sort and use 'em as a toast rack.
-- George : Dish and Dishonesty...
When I was a young newspaperman, an old, gray- haired sportswriter named Harry Grayson said to me
Always remember: when you freeload, bitch. You maintain dignity." -- Ira Berkow...
When I was born I drew in the common air, and fell upon the earth, which is of like nature, and the first voice which I uttered was crying, as all others do.
-- Old Testament -- Wisdom of Solomon vi...

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