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When I read some of the rules for speaking and writing the English language correctly.
.. I think Any fool can make a rule And every fool will mind it....
When I received the Nobel Prize, the only big lump sum of money I have ever seen, I had to do something with it.
The easiest way to drop this hot potato was to invest it, to buy shares. I knew tha...
When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who I know have gone to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life.
-- Mark Twai...
When I rest I rust. -- German proverb ("rast ich, so rost ich")
When I said gimme a break, I didn't mean break my leg!
When I said we, officer, I was referring to myself, the four young ladies, and, of course, the goat.
When is a mouse a rat? When it eats memory!
When is a pencil not a pencil? When it's on a Pentagon shopping list - then it's a "portable hand-held communications inscriber.
When I saw that I could not avoid collision, I stepped on the accelerator and subsequently crashed into the other car.
When I say beautiful things, I'm not necessarily living them
when I live them, the beautiful thing is that words aren't necessary. -- Brock Tully...

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