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When it comes to helping you, some people stop at nothing.
When it comes to humility, I'm the greatest. -- Bullwinkle J. Moose
When it comes to my health, I think of my body as a temple.
.. or at least a moderately well-managed Presbyterian youth center. -- Emo Phillip...
When it comes to obscene phone calls, it's difficult to beat a wrong number between 1 and 4 A.M.
When it comes to the ultimate in elasticity, it is hard to beat a paycheck that lasts until the next one comes in.
When it comes to user-friendly, you can't beat beer.
When it comes to winning new friends, nothing can beat winning the lottery.
When it doesn't blow, it sucks.
When it don't come easy, there's no natural flow.
When I tell people I am vegetarian, people tell me cabbages feel too.
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