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Well, I couldn't figure out this subtraction problem, so I put "Atlanta, Georgia
Well, I did a backup three weeks ago...
Well I did make another mistake in 1967.
Well, I didn't much like this character, anyway...Here goes nothing...
Well, I did say we'll put it out and we'll put it out when we can.
But I don't know what we can put out or when we can put it out. -- George Stephanopolou...
Well, I don't care what momma don't allow......
Well, I don't like them....they wet their nests.
Well I don't see why I have to make one man miserable when I can make so many men happy.
-- Ellyn Mustard, about marriage...
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?
They never mention that part to us, do they? -- George Carli...
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? -- James Thurbe

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