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Well I finally got an answering machine. Now how does this thing work?
Hmmm. Press record button, I did that, and the light should be on....
W el l, I f ou n d th e s pac e b a
Well...if she sees his head on a spike..she'll realise..he's _dead_..! -- Edmund : Head
Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what *can* you believe?
! -- Bullwinkle J. Moose [Jay Ward]...
Well, if you do not wish death, how about a rubber chicken? -- Beaker (muppet), as Angel of Death
Well...I have heard there's good money to be made down at the docks.
.. doing..._favours_ for sailors... Favours? What....
Well, I hope you had a pleasant inheritance. Did I say 'inheritance'?
...I meant 'journey'. Well, if you'd like to help yourself to a legacy....
Well I know where she come from but I don't know what's her name.
Well, I'll take whatever I want, and baby I want you.
Well, I'll tell you: In all my days, I've never seen, heard, nor smelled any issue that was so dangerous it couldn't be talked about.
Hell, yes! I'm for debating anything. -- Stephen Hopki...

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