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• Friends, n: People who borrow your books and set wet glasses on them.
  People who know you well, but like you anyway....
• I feel like a wet parking meter on Darvon! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I smell like a wet reducing clinic on Columbus Day! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Some women are like musical glasses. To keep them in tune they must be wet.
  -- Samuel Taylor Coleridge...
• Some women are like musical glasses. To keep them in tune they must be wet. -- Samuel Coleridge
• She may guess what I should perform in the wet, if I do so much in the dry.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part i, Book iii, Chap. xi...
• Never look for birds of this year in the nests of the last.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iv, Chap. lxxiv...
• Life," he said, "is like a grapefruit." "Er, how so?
  "Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle....
• Don: I didn't know you had a cousin Penelope, Bill!
  Was she pretty? W. C.: Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road....