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• I figure that the best way to figure what the IRS will figure is to get them to figure what you are figuring that they will figure that you are not really figuring what you want them to figure that you figure.
  If you figure all of this out sufficiently, you have got to figure that they can't figure you out in the first place....
• Well, I did say we'll put it out and we'll put it out when we can.
  But I don't know what we can put out or when we can put it out. -- George Stephanopolou...
• And I thought a "hard drive" was driving through Georgia.
• Just when I figure out the meaning of life, there's a new upgrade.
• Just when I finally figure out where it's at- somebody moves it.
• We'll all be glad when I figure this stuff out, eh?
• Me mule wouldn't work in the mud. [mournfully] So I had to put seventeen bullets in 'er!
  -- Willy, problem-solver, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
• Phoebe Sr.: So I guess you'd like to know how it all happened.
  Phoebe: I-I mean I, well I think I can figure it out....
• I guess I've been so wrapped up in playing the game that I never took time enough to figure out where the goal line was -- what it meant to win -- or even how you won.
  -- Cash McCall...