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Well-known messengers get credit for clever comments they report from less celebrated mouths.
-- Axiom 2, Corollary 2A -- Ralph Keyes, The Rules of misquotatio...
We'll KNOW that rock is dead when you need a degree to get a job in i
Well, ladies, I've got some good news and some bad news.
The good news is that your dates are here." "What's the bad news?...
Well-languaged Daniel. -- William Browne (1590-1645) -- Britannia's Pastorals, Book ii, Song 2
We'll lead an ideal life if you'll just avoid doing one thing
don't think. -- Ronald Reagan (to then-wife Jane Wyman)...
We'll learn about Euro-Communism -- That's communists who drive Porches. -- Howard Chayki
We'll let the sunshine in and shine on us, because today we're happy and tomorrow we'll be even happier.
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, 1988...
Well, look at me. I'm old, lacking in vigor, my mind's in a turmoil.
I no longer know if I'm coming, have gone, or even been....
We'll make you one with everything!" -- Yogi's Vegetarian Pizza
Well may your hearts believe the truths I tell: 'T is virtue makes the bliss, where'er we dwell.
-- William Collins (1720-1756) -- Oriental Eclogues, 1, Line 5...

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