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• Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not.
  Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo- jumbo!...
• Homer: Woo-hoo! A perfect day. Zero bears and one big fat hairy paycheck.
  [opens it up] Hey! How come my pay is so low?...
• Hugh: [sighs heavily] Well, here goes nothing. Mum, Dad.
  ..meet Homer Simpson. [they exchange pleasantries] Home...
• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
• Maude: Oh, Marge... it was horrible! We were trapped in the house all afternoon.
  .. and, well... we had to drink _toilet_ water! [sobs] Marge...
• I might as well exercise - I'm in a bad mood anyway.
• Mmmm, mmmm, good! Well, I think so, anyway.
• .. Like I always say -- nothing can beat the BRATWURST here in DUSSELDORF!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Apu: Sir, it may surprise you to know that _I_ am an immigrant.
  Homer: You? Pfft, get out. -- Well, duh, "Much Apu About Nothing...