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Well, hello, ENTERPRISE. Welcome. I hope you have a lot of pretty boys on board because I'm willing - and waiting.
In fact we're going to have a real blowout here. -- woman, "The Naked Now", sta...
Well hello there Charlie Brown, you blockhead. -- Lucy Van Pel
Well, here I am in AMERICA.. I LIKE it. I HATE it.
I LIKE it. I HATE it. I LIKE it. I HATE it. I LIKE it....
Well, here it is, 1983, so it won't be long before you start reading a lot of boring stories about people like Vance Hartke.
Hartke is a governor or mayor or something from one of the flatter state...
Well, here's something to occupy you and keep your mind off things.
-It won't work, I have an exceptionally large mind....
Well, he's... he's, ah... probably pining for the fjords.
Well...hey, do you have any RUBBER WALRUS PROTECTORS?!?
Well, hey, it's the neighborly thing to do, ain't it?
Well, honour is the subject of my story. I cannot tell what you and other men Think of this life
but, for my single self, I had as lief not be as live to be In awe of such a thing as I myself....
Well I can't hear a thing! Let's go to the stoning.

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